Engine Developers Should Be Hanged

Hello everyone...

I figured out today that I've been losing an unnatural amount of water.

If I could catch the person who developed the TDI engine...

'When I opened the first zone valve above the thermostat, two water hoses came out, and the top one is leaking... I love it... It's almost impossible to get to it... I'm curious to see what else I'll have to disassemble tomorrow to get to it.'

I'm really going to have a crisis soon...

MFG Mike

Why be so racist? They are just people! And where there's sawing, there's bound to be sawdust!

Okay, then go ahead and change the thermostat! You'll be shouting 'hooray' even more!
Since you're already doing it, could you just go ahead and finish it?

That's just how life is!

Tomorrow, I have to replace a lambda sensor from an RS6 (V8 bi-turbo, approximately 450 hp) .

The Lambda probe is located after the catalytic converter on bank 1.

The whole thing is that the entire motor has to be removed and replaced.

Audi uses "igbt" as a time indicator, which roughly translates to about 17 hours. However, you can easily multiply that. When all those miserable people realized what it meant, they collapsed in laughter.
My pen makes me sad already .

I wish that thing was already inside .

Okay, then go ahead and change the thermostat! You'll be shouting 'hooray' even more!


Have fun (re)installing the long screw that holds the power steering pump in place...

Audi states a time of approximately 17 hours, but you can easily multiply that. When all those people heard it, they collapsed from laughter.
My pen makes me sad already .



I hope your pen is reliable...

I always do these kinds of tasks myself, or I'm always involved.
'In most cases, apprentices lack the mental maturity to conscientiously perform such tasks. Because it takes a long time and involves complicated or tedious details, they often cut corners or forget things, which can have unpleasant and costly consequences.'

CU Gremlin.

I realized today that I'm experiencing unnatural water loss.

If I could catch the person who developed the TDI engine...

'When I opened the first zone valve above the thermostat, two water hoses came out, and the top one is leaking... I love it... It's almost impossible to get to it... I'm curious to see what else I'll have to disassemble tomorrow to get to it.'


You should probably blame the accounting department for trying to save every last cent. That's where I see the real problem.

Best regards, WarLord.

Hello everyone...

Today, after 4 hours of work, I finally managed to replace the HOSE...

NEVER AGAIN...

I almost ended up having to remove the ESP (Electronic Stability Program) system, but I managed to fix it in the end.

Wishing you a lovely weekend.

Best regards, Mike.

PS: New forum (or perhaps not so new) www.sgaf.de