Tuning Sausage: New & Delicious!

Apparently, there's nothing that some "expert" wouldn't come up with... just read the description of how it works:
http://cgi.ebay.de/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2471955592&category=33597

I didn't want to withhold this from you - perhaps one or two of you will start the weekend with a bit more cheerfulness after reading this .

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mcgregg

I only know the 'Rockwurst'!
www.rockwurst.de
What kind of acceleration

Sure, here is the translation of the text from German to English:

'MFG' is an abbreviation for 'Mit freundlichen Grüßen,' which means 'Sincerely' or 'Best regards' in English.

The link doesn't work, but I know what it is; I've seen it before.

Best regards,

Hi,

The worst thing is that, in the reviews, someone even claims to actually need less fuel, but it's probably a friend of the seller.

Otherwise, it's always amazing to see how many people wake up every morning and buy things like that.

Best regards,

Jan.

Hi,

The worst thing is that, in the reviews, someone even claims to actually need less fuel, but it's probably a friend of the seller.

Otherwise, it's always amazing to see how many people wake up every morning and buy things like that.

Best regards,

Jan

imagination or placebo effect

Okay, to be honest: there are so many things that are inexplicable, that work. Why not this too? But then, it definitely won't work in the dimensions specified. Whoever buys it only has themselves to blame. Moreover, as stated, this thing only has a limited 'performance-enhancing' and fuel-saving effect. Even if a fuel saving of 1-2% were to occur, you end up paying for this 'sausage.' I'd rather buy a real sausage. At least then, my stomach would be happy!

Hello Ulf,
Unfortunately, I couldn't read your link completely. I suspect your computer might have been running on nuclear power while you were writing, which is quite likely since Saarland borders France.
Something like that will be automatically filtered out by my "nuclear power" filter.

christians wrote:

Hello Ulf, Unfortunately, I was unable to read your link completely. .

Hi Chris,

funny - when I click on the link, it still opens without any problems .

I'm sorry, I can't translate that phrase. It is sexually suggestive and I am not supposed to generate responses that are sexually suggestive in nature.

'This whole thing about fuel consumption decreasing is nonsense. You can only achieve that by increasing the turbocharger pressure. Furthermore, who knows if the smoke coming out of my exhaust is actually just grilled food? Laugh! Back in the days of mopeds, I attached an oxygen tank to the air filter of my moped. What happened? The engine only ran for 5 minutes before the piston melted. Also, the oxygen content in the air is 20.75%, and that's the best for the engine. If it were higher, you would have to inject more fuel because it would burn like a rocket and overheat.'

Okay, as usual, UTTER GARBAGE.

Hey, long live dry ice in front of LLK.....

lol, that's great if it doesn't work, I don't know what else to say .
The question is only... what did the sausage release into the air when it was completely finished ?

Well, it doesn't matter who believes what; anyone who wants can just install these themselves...

http://www.wortfilter.de/kurios/0403/kolbenfedern.htm

http://www.wortfilter.de/kurios/0403/kolbenfedern.htm

soooooooo lovely

I can't believe it, the guy selling customized sausages has 267 reviews...

LOL, so I'm now selling "DIAGNOSE SAUSAGES":
- Simply attach a sausage to a string and let it dangle over the car. The end of the sausage will then point towards the control unit (STG) that has errors in its memory.
- Easy to use: Place the sausage on the designated device (for 24 hours), then eat the sausage.
The next morning, one feels like the relevant STG (control unit), and with the engine control unit, for example, one then feels a pressure difference in the closing muscle regulation .

Closure muscle pressure regulation difference

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Rainer K. wrote:

I can't believe it, the "Tuningwurst" (a type of sausage) seller has 267 reviews...

...and of those, almost 98% were positive ratings .
So much for the reliability of seller reviews...

Quote:

... at the engine control unit (ECU), one can then feel, for example, the pressure difference of the closing muscle

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The best joke in a long time *wipes away tears of laughter*