Hehe...
Besides the fact that very few people would even consider doing it, it is FORBIDDEN by Audi to take a new A8 to a car wash!
Why? The exterior chrome trim is made of a certain percentage of aluminum, and the harsh cleaning agents used in car washes would cause it to fade, peel, flake, warp, or otherwise deteriorate.
Audi doesn't pay a single cent for damages like that.
'That's ridiculous... you can do it with every other car, but not with an A8!'
Even though everyone has enough money to have their car professionally hand-washed, I can hardly imagine that years of using regular hand-wash shampoo is really less aggressive than a car wash, because those machines don't verschandeln that well either. But probably, in 5 years, Audi won't have to offer any kind of warranty or compensation based on that.
I've experienced that before too.
I drive a Passat Variant Highline with the chrome trim on the bumpers.
After a visit to the car wash, the paint on the side was completely dull. It had turned a milky color. While it did improve, I don't think it's as glossy as it was before .